Hillary & Maui (GA)
Member Since 2009
Hey Everybody,
It is I Maui the Magnificent! I am having a huge party today and everyone is invited, even the silly beans! I have a huge announcement to make!
Before I tell you my announcement, do you remember when my bean found this board? I do, it was bad, the doctor wanted to put me in jail and torture me and my bean said NO WAY will that happen. She was so scared and didn’t know what to do. She went on the computer and found this place! The beans here helped her help me.
Today it is officially 4 years that I am OTJ! Isn’t it wonderful!
For those of you who may remember and those that don’t know, I LUVED dry fuds! I would only eat dry fuds! Little did my bean know that it was the dry fuds that caused my problems. See, I always had the itchies. It was so bad that the doctor would give me steroid shots to make the itchies go away and my bean would give me baths all the time! It helped a little but never stopped the itchies for long!
When my bean was told I had dire beasties and had to go to jail, she was upset. The beans here told her to only feed me wet fuds! Which was torture, as I only wanted to eat my yummy dry fuds.
Being Tortured
More Torture
When will it end
Finally, I was brainwashed and now only eat wet fuds! But I got the upper paw! I brainwashed my bean to give me my fuds in bed! Where I can listen to TV, get brushed and relax see!
Breffis in Bed
Here is what I look like today!
Maui the Magnificent in bed of course
If you are wondering why I can only listen to TV and not watch it, it’s because two years ago I went blind. Not from direbeasties! But from something called progressive retinal atrophy! It doesn’t hurt, except when I walk into walls and things! I now count my steps and my bean got me steps so I don’t have to jump and miss the bed anymore! It took a few tries using the steps, but now I’m a pro at them. I don’t run up or down like Buster does, I go slowly and make sure there is something under my paws at all times.
Life is good! It could be better, if it weren’t for silly Buster following me everywhere! I can’t even nap without her wanting to be near me, see. See her hiding behind me!
Silly Buster
And another thing happened. Last month, I was put into a torture transporter, drugged and when I woke up, my teefies were missing! See I have pictures!
Stolen teefies
More stolen teefies
If you find my teefies, there is a reward for their return!
I remodeled my condo at The Falls and found a closet full of uniforms, err outfits, just waiting for kittehs to wear them. I need help! So when you come to my party be sure to try on the uniforms, err outfits and if it fits you have a new job at my place. The pay is great and benefits are even better. Just remember no lounging on the sun deck, no swimming in my pool, no eating my fuds, no drinking my nipjitos and no playing on my yacht! Especially Miss Tess, who likes to play Titanic! Silly kitteh!
My Yacht
I even made a special area on the sundeck under the palm trees for all the kittehs who are in spirit only to have a place to visit, relax and watch the fun. It’s got hammocks and loungers and everything.
My good friend Sydney went to the bridge last year.
Sydney
She was beautiful wasn’t she. Anyway, I know she is making friends with everyone and I’ll bet she joined the new catering group run by Mannie and Stu – 2 Kittehs Kitchen. Sydney loved to cook and eat! She’s probably the official kitteh taster!
Anyway, my party is going to start soon. Everyone is invited, kittehs, beans, even droolers! Although they have to stay in a separate area (not everyone likes droolers). It’s going to be a great party party. Lots of fuds and drinks, I hear the BMG is warming up, my wagon will soon be locked and loaded.
Maui’s Wagon
I share these parting words:

Signed Maui the Magnificent, Healthy, Happy, Missing some teefies
It is I Maui the Magnificent! I am having a huge party today and everyone is invited, even the silly beans! I have a huge announcement to make!
Before I tell you my announcement, do you remember when my bean found this board? I do, it was bad, the doctor wanted to put me in jail and torture me and my bean said NO WAY will that happen. She was so scared and didn’t know what to do. She went on the computer and found this place! The beans here helped her help me.
Today it is officially 4 years that I am OTJ! Isn’t it wonderful!
For those of you who may remember and those that don’t know, I LUVED dry fuds! I would only eat dry fuds! Little did my bean know that it was the dry fuds that caused my problems. See, I always had the itchies. It was so bad that the doctor would give me steroid shots to make the itchies go away and my bean would give me baths all the time! It helped a little but never stopped the itchies for long!
When my bean was told I had dire beasties and had to go to jail, she was upset. The beans here told her to only feed me wet fuds! Which was torture, as I only wanted to eat my yummy dry fuds.
Being Tortured
More Torture
When will it end
Finally, I was brainwashed and now only eat wet fuds! But I got the upper paw! I brainwashed my bean to give me my fuds in bed! Where I can listen to TV, get brushed and relax see!
Breffis in Bed
Here is what I look like today!
Maui the Magnificent in bed of course
If you are wondering why I can only listen to TV and not watch it, it’s because two years ago I went blind. Not from direbeasties! But from something called progressive retinal atrophy! It doesn’t hurt, except when I walk into walls and things! I now count my steps and my bean got me steps so I don’t have to jump and miss the bed anymore! It took a few tries using the steps, but now I’m a pro at them. I don’t run up or down like Buster does, I go slowly and make sure there is something under my paws at all times.
Life is good! It could be better, if it weren’t for silly Buster following me everywhere! I can’t even nap without her wanting to be near me, see. See her hiding behind me!
Silly Buster
And another thing happened. Last month, I was put into a torture transporter, drugged and when I woke up, my teefies were missing! See I have pictures!
Stolen teefies
More stolen teefies
If you find my teefies, there is a reward for their return!
I remodeled my condo at The Falls and found a closet full of uniforms, err outfits, just waiting for kittehs to wear them. I need help! So when you come to my party be sure to try on the uniforms, err outfits and if it fits you have a new job at my place. The pay is great and benefits are even better. Just remember no lounging on the sun deck, no swimming in my pool, no eating my fuds, no drinking my nipjitos and no playing on my yacht! Especially Miss Tess, who likes to play Titanic! Silly kitteh!
My Yacht
I even made a special area on the sundeck under the palm trees for all the kittehs who are in spirit only to have a place to visit, relax and watch the fun. It’s got hammocks and loungers and everything.
My good friend Sydney went to the bridge last year.
Sydney
She was beautiful wasn’t she. Anyway, I know she is making friends with everyone and I’ll bet she joined the new catering group run by Mannie and Stu – 2 Kittehs Kitchen. Sydney loved to cook and eat! She’s probably the official kitteh taster!
Anyway, my party is going to start soon. Everyone is invited, kittehs, beans, even droolers! Although they have to stay in a separate area (not everyone likes droolers). It’s going to be a great party party. Lots of fuds and drinks, I hear the BMG is warming up, my wagon will soon be locked and loaded.
Maui’s Wagon
I share these parting words:

Signed Maui the Magnificent, Healthy, Happy, Missing some teefies