Shelly & Jersey (GA)
Member Since 2014
Good morning, LL!
Yesterday's Condo: http://www.felinediabetes.com/FDMB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=116700
We had a busy, busy little day yesterday.
Yesterday's Numbers:
AMPS - 111, .75 units
+3.5 - 40
+4 - 93
+7 - 75
PMPS - 77, .50 units (reduction)
+2 - 45
+3.25 - 81
+4.5 - 93
I had every intention of getting a +5 or later last night. My plan was thwarted by Jersey's renewed attempts to hasten my demise. For those who may have missed it, she began her evil plan on March 22nd:
In light of her previous failed attempts, several new components were added to Jersey's master plan last night:
1. Jump onto the 1-inch edge of the TV, wobble precariously for a couple of minutes, and then leap onto the top of the window valance. Goal - To either knock the TV over onto the human or cause the human to fall off of the end table that she must stand on to pluck me off the window valance. Either outcome is acceptable.
2. Drag "da bird" from room to room, mreowling as I go. Goal - To worry the human, who will then get up to check on me. As the human tries to track me down, her feet will become entangled in the string of da bird, which will cause her to do a face plant into the wood floor.
3. Dig at the closet doors in the spare bedroom. Goal - To successfully open the closet doors into the human's face as she comes in to investigate the sound. A broken nose will be sufficient.
4. As the human finally drifts off to sleep, I will make noise somewhere in the house. This will awaken the "other" human. He will get up to investigate the noise, open doors and drawers, thinking that I am stuck somewhere. In turn, this will wake up the original human. Goal - To cause a huge argument that will result in the humans killing each other.
Needless to say, it was a long night, and it looks like Jersey may want to be a little troublemaker again this morning, too. We've already started playing the in-and-out game with the sliding glass door. I'm sure she'll also want to help us lay tile again today. :YMSIGH: :lol:
We did hold the .50 dose from last night based on all of your advice, but it looks like she may be on a mission to dip low again this morning. I'm trying to boost her numbers a bit with food already, but I think the cat is finally full. Perhaps her stubborn refusal to eat is another component of her master plan? ;-)
Today's Numbers:
PMPS - 111, .50 units
+1.75 - 84
Sending out healing vines to all who are in need!
Shelly
Yesterday's Condo: http://www.felinediabetes.com/FDMB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=116700
We had a busy, busy little day yesterday.
Yesterday's Numbers:
AMPS - 111, .75 units
+3.5 - 40
+4 - 93
+7 - 75
PMPS - 77, .50 units (reduction)
+2 - 45
+3.25 - 81
+4.5 - 93
I had every intention of getting a +5 or later last night. My plan was thwarted by Jersey's renewed attempts to hasten my demise. For those who may have missed it, she began her evil plan on March 22nd:
Jersey girl is reading her condo as I type it this morning. Cats definitely make better doors than they do windows. Jersey, could you move to the left just a tad so I can see the screen? Seriously, cat, you won't miss anything by moving over an inch. I'm confident this is just another small component of her master plan for my demise. Jersey's to do list for the day:
1. Block computer screen in an attempt to make the human shift to see the screen. Goal - To cause the human to spill hot coffee on herself while shifting, resulting in third-degree burns
2. Play the inside-outside game where I will refuse to make up my mind about whether I want to go outside or stay inside. Goal - To increase the probability that the human will smash herself in the sliding glass door
3. Dig around in the litter box, thus tricking the human into thinking she can get a ketone test. When she arrives, I will present her with a huge poo. Goal - To incapacitate the human with noxious poo fumes
4.Attack all parts of the human that can be reached during the morning bg check. Goal: To sever a major vein, thus causing severe blood loss
5. Plot new ways to hasten human's demise
6. Take a nap
In light of her previous failed attempts, several new components were added to Jersey's master plan last night:
1. Jump onto the 1-inch edge of the TV, wobble precariously for a couple of minutes, and then leap onto the top of the window valance. Goal - To either knock the TV over onto the human or cause the human to fall off of the end table that she must stand on to pluck me off the window valance. Either outcome is acceptable.
2. Drag "da bird" from room to room, mreowling as I go. Goal - To worry the human, who will then get up to check on me. As the human tries to track me down, her feet will become entangled in the string of da bird, which will cause her to do a face plant into the wood floor.
3. Dig at the closet doors in the spare bedroom. Goal - To successfully open the closet doors into the human's face as she comes in to investigate the sound. A broken nose will be sufficient.
4. As the human finally drifts off to sleep, I will make noise somewhere in the house. This will awaken the "other" human. He will get up to investigate the noise, open doors and drawers, thinking that I am stuck somewhere. In turn, this will wake up the original human. Goal - To cause a huge argument that will result in the humans killing each other.
Needless to say, it was a long night, and it looks like Jersey may want to be a little troublemaker again this morning, too. We've already started playing the in-and-out game with the sliding glass door. I'm sure she'll also want to help us lay tile again today. :YMSIGH: :lol:
We did hold the .50 dose from last night based on all of your advice, but it looks like she may be on a mission to dip low again this morning. I'm trying to boost her numbers a bit with food already, but I think the cat is finally full. Perhaps her stubborn refusal to eat is another component of her master plan? ;-)
Today's Numbers:
PMPS - 111, .50 units
+1.75 - 84
Sending out healing vines to all who are in need!
Shelly