Yo Kitties, China has a fantastic party planned. She says to get to her house by 11 a.m. so we can get our eclipse glasses and make pinhole shields to view the eclipse without having to look directly at the sun. After the sun reemerges, we'll have party fuds and go to the lake to picnic, swim, and ride jetskis. This will be some party. At 1 :13 p.m. we'll sing a hymn to the sun.
Thanks to all who plan to bring favorite fuds. Lots of special nip, I hear.
Solar Eclipse Party Menu:
Appetizers: Sunspot Microbrews; Suntinis; Black Hole Mojitos; Sunfish Sushi; Roostercrow Wings; Chicken Little Feet. Sunshine Pizzas.
Entrees: Sunrise Chili with the Chef's Special Sauce; Pulled Pork Barbeque with Sun- dried Tomatoes; Dark of the Moon Mousehead Stew; Solar Hot Dogs and Burgers with The Works.
Salads: Sunslaw; Marinated Sundews.
Desserts: Sunshine Citrus Torte; Orange-Cimmamum Cookies; Sun-cured Taffy; Solar Ice Cream Cones.
Kitchen Krew, let's get started. They say the roads will be crowded tomorrow. We can't be late: the Sun and the Moon wait for no one!
Chef Rusty