Talk about a party!
Ahem! Hello? Am I too late? I am here to well... you all know why I am here!
I am the one and only famous Roving Reporter Alphabean! I have it on the utmost authority that there was an OTJ party and I your favorite Roving Reporter was NOT invited!
I so don't get what that's about. I'll bet you that silly Maui, just forgot to tell me when the party was is all.
Now, who is this party for again? Oh right, it's for some dude cat named Max.
And what a party this was! If only you were there to see the craziness taking place. Luna was at the front of the line with the craziness, I kid you not. He took all the cats that dressed in tuxedos for the occasion like Oreo, Stu, Skipper, JD, and our famous cross-dresser Megan and lined them all up and told them they were the waiters du jour and made them carry trays of nipjitos and tunaritas and told them to get to work!
Here, these cats came to party and Mr. Luna thought it would be funny to put these well dressed kitties to work.
And just when you think Luna Tunes was done with the fun, he had the kitties form two lines one for the boys with the S-cats - Sparky, Spike, Spooky, Shadow, Sasha, Spot (who by the way wore his zippy pants) and a second line with girls - Alex, Chika, Cleo, Gabby, Lucy and Zoe and gave them all horns and whistles to blow to welcome our party boy Max to the fun.
I also spotted Noisy with his new friend Thomas and well let's just say the bananas were flying. Poor KB and Alex both got hit in the head with flying bananas. Not to mention Kitty and Marco sliding across the dance floor trying out the latest dance step, The Banana-rena!
Doodle, Mocha, Remy, Putty and Wheezer were spied playing musical chairs, only this game isn't like you think. The goal was to oust as many kitties from their seats before the music stopped. Oh you should have seen the kitties getting tossed out of their chairs. Moonie and Tucker did not cat nap for long. Big Mac landed on the chandelier and Porky, oh my, Porky landed on the buffet table.
Raja and Boo were caught tossing water balloons and poor Flame got soaked and Sir Alex was beaned in the head as a result!
Mally, Bayley and Bear tried to be well behaved. I don't know if it was the music, the drinks or what, but the three of them danced in the fountain! Nemo thought he was a fish and tried swimming in the fountain.
Moses preached to whomever would listen and sadly he cornered Boomer and Jasper and it was all they could do to get away!
KB, Mannie and Logan won first prize for the best dance and singing routine. They caterwauled Stray Cat Strut
And finally our favorite ferret in the field reporter Pippin showed up and well, don't tell anyone, but he left his suit behind and went home naked wearing a lampshade on his head!
At least it's not as bad as the last party, when Oreo was found with a mouse on his head!
Now, here I stand, your favorite Roving Reporter Alphabean wondering who the heck this Max is that got all these cats crazy happy. So, Max, whoever you are, you must be one cool dude! I hear you're going to the Falls and Miss Pelusa has a special condo waiting just for you at the Sugar Kitty Resort. I hear it's got lots of space, four bedrooms and a really cool view of the Falls.
So, Max dude, buddy, pal, how about I come with you to the Falls for an exclusive interview.
Uh Alphabean! How long do you plan to stay? And why me? I thought you had a place with Maui the Magnificient. What happened Alphabean? She get wise to you and kick you out!
Err, uh, well you see, Max, it's like this. I am a Roving Reporter. Which means I need to rove around in order to report and well in order to rove freely, I need a place to uh, err, well sleep on occasion and err, well, uh Maui, well Maui she uh, well you see, uh, she asked me to leave. But only temporarily! Maui loves me and soon she will realize that she misses my charm and wit and will beg me to come back.
So, Max baby, pal, buddy, you've got a great condo waiting with a fab view and well you won't even know I'm there.
But Alpha. I haven't even seen my new place yet. I don't know about this. I've heard stories. Luna Tunes told me what you did at his place and before that Flame filled me on the mess you made at his place and Raja told me about the unwelcome visitors you brought into her condo. Not to mention Spot! He told me how you try to boss him around and he's not even supposed to be working at the Falls yet! So, Alpha I just, well.... NO.
Hey folks! You heard it here first, I Roving Reporter Alphabean will go with Max to the Falls for an exclusive interview of his first weeks (err, days) there.
Now, someone fetch me a nipjito! I'm thirsty!
Back to you in the studio!