OT - My List of - Why does a Cat......?

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Why does a cat.............

1. Find the only rug in a room to throw up on? :o

I have wood floors! There is plenty of space to puke on, that's easy to clean!

2. Love Mixed Grill yesterday and try to 'bury' it today? :o

I can't read a crystal ball and see the future, how do I know you don't want it now?


Please feel free to add your own 'why does a cat...' to the list. :lol:
 
Why are my socks tastier than your food?
I don't have fur on my toes I need my socks...and I spend good money so you eat better than dad and I

Why do you beg food when I'm eating but when I offer you a bite, lick it and spit it on the floor?
If I'm eating it it isn't poisonous.

Why do you not puke when the floors are dirty, but the minute I mop them do you have to puke on only the ones I'm finished with?
Can't you at least puke on the ones I haven't gotten to?

Why do you torment your siblings and then cry when they smack you back?
If you wouldn't leap on their heads while they are sleeping, eating, in the litter box or just walking by they might like you better (Specifically for the Sh*tten).

Mel, Maxwell, Autumn & The Fur Gang
 
Why does a cat........

3. That hasn't been near you all day, wait until you are dressed in the ONLY decent outfit you have, that REALLY shows hair, decide to get in your lap and love on you? :o

That's Patches! Every time!
 
At least yours are all the same color...here only the light colored ones come near you when you are wearing black, and only the dark colored ones when you are wearing pastels. Gotta make sure that they cover you in the as much showing cat hair as possible

And the million dollar question....Just Why is this even a thought in your mind?

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How Many Licks does it take to get to the center of a daddy?

Mel, Maxwell, Autumn & The Fur Gang
 
Casper has done that since he was a kitten...the other cats will watch him...wander over give a lick and turn around with a look that clearly says "I just don't get it man"

But if Jon lets him he will do that for hours and even put his paw on Jon's head and make him move it around so Casper can clean all sides..he has also sanded skin off he gets so into it..

Mel, Maxwell, Autumn & The Fur Gang
 
haha_smiley I love it!

Lucian has licked my arm until it feels like a 2nd degree burn! :lol: He does that when I cuddle him in bed, he sleeps wrapped in my arm, until I can't take the pain! :lol:
 
Why does a cat.....

That started at over 300, drop to 50 when you have to go somewhere? :o

I know the answer to this one! :lol:
 
Why does Loki give me love bites on my fingers just as I am falling asleep? He has always done this but only to me (lucky me) also my does he have these crazy bounces when I am educating myself and doing everything in my power to have a somewhat normal BG? Because (insert drum roll) HE CAN haha_smiley
 
I think the answer to all the above questions is .....BECAUSE THEY CAN!! haha_smiley haha_smiley

Mel, Maxwell, Autumn & The Fur Gang
 
Why does a cat....

Think the other cat's food is better, even though it came out of the same can?

We play 'musical dishes' here. :lol:
 
oh that happens here, even though a little black and white guy promised to eat our of his own bowl....
Getting licked as i type...

Why does a cat always sleep in the middle of the bed...when you are in it...
 
middle of the bed?

How 'bout why do they sleep in the middle of your chest when they have the whole bed? :shock:
 
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