Loose lips Kitty seeking employment

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Anne & Zener GA

Anne & Zener GA

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Hey, everybody, things are a little slow around here and I thought I might get a little part time job, you know, just a little something to keep a kitty out of trouble. Does anyone know of anything? It doesn't have to be much. Unfortunately, I'm not a very good hunter. I did catch a bird once, it was a baby that fell out of the nest and I fell on it. :lol: :lol: I do have a good sense of humor so maybe I could go in to the entertainment business. Why am I looking? Uh, well, my tall bean is kind of mad at me because I damaged a couple of her things. Maybe I should say that I dampened a couple of her things. Ok, I peed on them. She shouldn't leave them on the floor because I just can't help myself. The backpack last week wasn't a big deal but the coat last night... Yikes, she is steamed. So let me know if you hear of anything, I'd really appreciate it.
Zener
 
:lol: Poor Zener. :lol: I'm sorry, Anne, but that was just too darned funny. :lol: I hope that you can get the smell, and stains out of those 2 items, and whatever else she may have... Umm... Well... You know. :-D
 
Anne & Zener said:
Hey, everybody, things are a little slow around here and I thought I might get a little part time job, you know, just a little something to keep a kitty out of trouble. Does anyone know of anything? It doesn't have to be much. Unfortunately, I'm not a very good hunter. I did catch a bird once, it was a baby that fell out of the nest and I fell on it. :lol: :lol: I do have a good sense of humor so maybe I could go in to the entertainment business. Why am I looking? Uh, well, my tall bean is kind of mad at me because I damaged a couple of her things. Maybe I should say that I dampened a couple of her things. Ok, I peed on them. She shouldn't leave them on the floor because I just can't help myself. The backpack last week wasn't a big deal but the coat last night... Yikes, she is steamed. So let me know if you hear of anything, I'd really appreciate it.
Zener
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Yo Lips....I could use a little help over here trying to rip the d$@m metal screens out that are in all the windows here at home. Also, how handy are you? I need to get the freakin' deer cam out of the basement already (enough of bean recording and lurking me everytime me (& the civvies) take a pee or a dump in the LB), but bean has a lock on it and it is strapped to a paint can. Your bean will just have to get over her coat--tell her at least she doesn't have a coat that she can't take off :lol: - Gobs
 
Oh, my oh my....poor little Zener getting into trouble. But don't feel to bad Zener....My bean knew a kitty once.....LOVED to pee on clothing left on the floor, just couldn't help herself either. It happens. Your bean should remember to pick things up....a place for everything and everything in it's place.....and the floor just isn't the place unless it needs a good watering, I say!........lubs, Spot
 
Sienne and Gabby said:
Do you think there's a job out there for a kitty who can provide urine samples?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Sienne, this made me choke on my coffee! That would be the perfect job for Zener.

You can spray attics as a rat repellent!

Sorry to hear about the coat :?
 
I think Courtney's on to something there. OR he could be a dance club decorator/painter (of sorts)/artist! Cat urine + black lights = cool dance club/rave atmosphere! :lol:
 
Oh Zener :lol: :lol: what's going on over there at your place? You and I should get together, as I've been having accidental droppings of you know what all over the place. Well, if your Bean's clothes are on the flloor, in other words, if the shoe fits or something or other, you get the drift. Are ya coming to Mannie's get together today. That will get you out of the house for a bit and keep you out of trouble. :lol: Hope to see ya soon, Mags
 
Zener, I was reading the paper over my beans shoulder and saw ad from Fresh Step and Tidy Cats. They're testing the absorption of a new cat litter. I think the number was 1-800-Pee-Here.
 


oh zener - have I got a job for you! i have this lovely uniform, errr outfit that will be perfect for you and it comes with a lovely silver tray for you to serve drinks and snacks on. in addition, you will have access to the pool - (well you will have to clean it daily), and the sun deck to sun yourself ( after you set up the lounge chairs) and lots of fuds and drinks (of course you will have to serve them)....and you will have a lovely place to stay (after you clean it)!

what do you think - want to come to my place and visit and see what you think......

signed, maui the magnificent - always looking for good help!

 
Zener,
First off, did the tall bean actually see you and catch you in the act? You should just "deny, deny, deny...." ;-)

You need to use your mental powers to convince the beans to get another kitty, better yet, make it a kitten. They always do dumb stuff. Then you can say "wasn't me... it was the new guy". I do that to Mullet all the time!

Until then, just look at the tall bean and say "I dunno, Mom...go ask the short bean" :-)
Bob
 
I really appreciate the humor interlude!

Sienne and Gabby said:
Do you think there's a job out there for a kitty who can provide urine samples?
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I'm with Sienne. I have a few clients that have to drop UAs on a regular basis and many times they just can't provide a clean sample. Are you into anything illicit? Then you just might be the one for the job. Lots of perks too as clean UA's can be in hot demand.

Or, do like Carl said and just "deny" it. You have to be caught in the action to be properly accused.

So sorry to hear about the coat though. Hopefully the day gets better.

karen
 
Jetta's on the hunt for a job too. I'm used to her vomiting on the floor (though I wish she would do it more often on the tile versus running full speed for the nearest carpet :? ) but today she decided to puke IN my laptop keyboard. I have told her she'd better look for a job to pay for a replacement.

Some cleaning products company out there has got to have a need for reliable pee and vomit donators ;-) :shock: :lol:
 
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I needed this today. Thanks. :-D

You just can't get good help today. How else are the beans supposed to learn to pick things up off the floors? My bean is much better at keeping the floor in her sewing room/office clutter free now. That mat in the bathroom? - well, sometimes you gotta find a way to tell them they are slow with the fuds delivery.
 
Zener, i thought the cleaners was payin you pretty good to drum up bidness for them. oliver
 
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You could always write a book?
 
Any other job openings.....I leave "nuggets", puke, and hairballs overnight & arrange like an obstacle course.....Papa bean didn't complete the course a couple of weeks ago(@5AM...house was dark) haha_smiley and had to chuck 1 sock into the garbage......also had a small hole in it, cause another male member in our family LOVES to go outside with just socks on, no shoes!!!!!!
I really need to contribute more to the family income! :lol: Please respond ASAP.......as I'm running out of my 9 lives!!! ohmygod_smile Sincerely, Sabrina cat_pet_icon
 
Awesome thread today ladies! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have to tell you all that I work at a bookstore and I can't even tell you how many copies of those books we've sold. They are absolutely hilarious and if you haven't seem them yet, you need to. A must for every cat owner! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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