Kitty Konspiracy Theory

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Donna's "poop week" thread got me to thinking.......(nice title, and yes, it DID get my attention!)

Here's my theory....
Late at night, when we're all in bed having sweet dreams and visions of sugar plums......all the PZI kitties get on our computers and converse with each other...


"ok, you had the runs yesterday, how'd that go over?"
"oh, it was awesome, mom and dad almost dropped dead when they walked in the house, hahaha, and then you should have heard mom cussin because she could still smell it, but couldn't find it!!! It was great! She'll NEVER find it, hahahaha!"
"ok guys, guys, listen....guys, Hey Henry pay attention! Quit licking that sugar cube, you don't want to be THAT high in the morning, she'll catch on! Ok, who wants to have the runs tomorrow?"
"Oh, alright, I'll have the runs....but somebody else needs to bounce, I ain't doing both"
"Great, OK, Alby, uh Asher, oh crap, I can never keep you guys straight...."
"uh, it's "Asher", man."
"OK, Asher, you have the runs, and uh, who hasn't bounced in a while?"
"ha, I sure have"
"yeah, Cass, we know, it's sort of "your thing"...."Kitty?....Kitty?"....where the hell is Kitty?"
"heehee, she's erasing all the data on her SS again, she's busy!"
"Damn, alright I need a volunteer! Who's bouncing tomorrow?"
"I'll do it, I'll do it, lemme be the bouncer!!!!"
"Oh, okay, no wait a minute Bob, you aren't even drinking the juice anymore...nobody's buying you bouncing. Bean probably won't be checking you anyway......who else?"
"Aw damn, I NEVER get to have any fun anymore!"
"uh, Thumper, I guess I could do the bouncing"
"Awesome Shakes, you can bounce, that'll mess her up! OK, everybody, Shakes is bouncing, Asher, you poop, and uh, I guess that's enough. Full moon isn't for another week anyway...alright, one week from tonight, we're back here meeting, and THEN we'll come up with the Full Moon OPs, OK? Alright, everybody log off before the beans wake up! And make sure and bring all those newbies with you too. Oh this is going to be the best full moon EVER"

at least that's what i think.....

Carl
 
lol, my goal in life is to make people smile.

I've been up all night with a lantus hypo. I'm a bit sleepy. but i just read through that again, and it made ME laugh, so I guess I've achieved my goal for the day, and I haven't even gone to sleep yet!

Have a great Friday, Angels!

Carl
 
:lol: :lol:
Carl, I just read through your LL thread. Great job helping that bean through the hypo! Will you be able to get some sleep today??
 
Yes, I am off work till Sunday. I'll squeeze a few hours in before then!

Carl
 
Ginny & Alex said:
Alex didn't participate in the conspiracy b/c my PC is password protected. :lol:

That's okay, either Cass has a secret internet connection or he managed to use my phone to participate. :-D
 
Carl,
THANK YOU for this laugh today. But you know, if I stayed just on the Lantus board, I'd never get to share in these things... :-D Makes me wonder why people confine themselves to just one section of this wonderful world!!!!

KT says he's a newb and not a PZI kitty but he's good at the bouncin' part!

Hugs to all and HAPPY FURDAY!
 
Shakespeare must have read your post last night cause he was 346 this am!!!!!!!!
He has not been that high in over one month!!!!
 
Carl, YOU are the angel. Thanks for being there to help the hypo kitty and thanks for all your help here and making us laugh. :lol:
Plus, I need another beer drinkin’ buddy here!
Good on ya!
 
Ginny & Alex said:
Alex didn't participate in the conspiracy b/c my PC is password protected. :lol:

lol, you might want to change your password then.....i think you've been hacked!
 
bookw0rm said:
Ginny & Alex said:
Alex didn't participate in the conspiracy b/c my PC is password protected. :lol:

That's okay, either Cass has a secret internet connection or he managed to use my phone to participate. :-D

And Lisa, if you notice any increase in your cell phone bill this month......now you know why. ;-)
 
donnahc said:
Carl, YOU are the angel. Thanks for being there to help the hypo kitty and thanks for all your help here and making us laugh. :lol:
Plus, I need another beer drinkin’ buddy here!
Good on ya!

Donna,
Have you seen these:


:mrgreen:
 
ROTFLMAO! Can just picture all of them logging on and chatting, sniffing catnip and staying up all night to conspire against the beans.
Thanks for the great laugh to brighten up our Friday.
Henry says mom must have hid the sugar cubes and locked them down before everyone went to sleep last night cause he was lower this morning; in 300's.
Yesterday when he was checked right before I was getting ready for dr. apt for myself, he tested "HI" a first...then rechecked and 30 seconds later he was 421. Go figure, just as I'm getting ready to go in for blood pressure check and already anxious, have to keep things interesting, I guess.

:thumbup :thumbup dancing_cat dancing_cat haha_smiley haha_smiley haha_smiley
 
God I love PZI land!
You are all the best group of people I have probably met in my life!
It is almost like...all the cool people's kitties have to go on PZI so we can
help each other through everything life has to throw at us!!
God Bless you All!!
 
What also makes it awesome is when everyone is around to participate. We all have "other" stuff going on that keeps us away at times. And then crazy uncontrollable stuff like a hurricane that takes a bunch of us away at the same time. The times when everyone is able to "visit" during the day are the bestest times!!!

And what else is great is how many "new" people have joined in since I got here. Seems like a lot of vets are doling out the PZI and prozinc lately, doesn't it?

The more the merrier!

Carl
 
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