Ha. Should have read down further before ordering and picking up, I guess. Got the ReliOn premier and test strips and got home and realized I can't stick him because I have nothing to stick him WITH. Haha.
I still need to read a ton more (links! so many links!) but thank you to you all. I feel so much better today than I did just days ago.
and that's on TOP of the emergency visit to vet I had to do today because the wounds created by the libre freaked me out.
Guys. This is so nerve-racking. How do you keep your aplomb??
The meter you got is fine, it's a little overwhelming in the beginning but you will get the hang of it, you can always post and ask as many questions you want to

Always aim for the sweet spot warm the ears up first, you can put rice in a sock and put it in the microwave, test it on the inside of your wrist to be sure it's not to hot, like you would test a babies bottle. You can fill a pill bottle with warm water and roll it on the ears also.Just keep rubbing the ears with your fingers to warm them up
6. As the ears get used to bleeding and grow more capilares, it gets easier to get the amount of blood you need on the first try. If he won’t stand still, you can get the blood onto a clean finger nail and test from there.
When you do get some blood you can try milking the ear.
Get you finger and gently push up toward the blood , more will appear
You will put the cotton round behind his ear in case you poke your finger, after you are done testing you will fold the cotton round over his ear to stop the bleeding , press gently for about 10 or 20 seconds until it stops
Get 26 or 28 gauge lancets
A lot of us use the lancets to test freehand not the lancing device
I find it better to see where I'm aiming
Look at the lancet under a light and you will see one side is curved upward, that's the side you want to poke with