Oh, don't lose heart.
Very few people manage to get a successful test the first time they try it.
I thought my kitty would be impossible to test but I managed to get him used to it in stages. I'd pop him up on my desk (our testing spot) and then give him a treat. Then I'd pop him on the desk and hold or massage his ear for a couple of seconds, and then give him a treat. Then I tried crumbling a few treats and while he was eating those I attempted a test, and he was OK with that! His mind was on those treats. Now he comes running when I rattle the test strip vial!
The test itself should not hurt the kitty at all. There are very few nerve endings in the outer edge of the ear. But it will be a new experience for the kitty, and for
you.
Some people hold or restrain their kitties for tests. But I knew that was never going to work for us, so I use distraction instead. And the whole process is incredibly quick once you get the hang of it; it's over in a matter of seconds.
The most useful things I found were:
Most importantly: Make sure the kitty's ears are
warm. Warm ears bleed much more easily than cold ones.
Massaging immediately below the prick site can 'milk' more blood out of the ear. I almost always do this.
It's important to put pressure against the underside of the ear. The lancet needs something to 'resist' otherwise it can push the ear away rather than prick it. Some folks use a little cotton wool or folded tissue against the inside of the ear. I use a finger tip (but sometimes manage to get a blood sample from myself this way...)
A teesny weensy smidge of vaseline on the outer edge of the ear can help the blood to 'bead up' rather than disappear into the fur.
Two ear pricks very close together can produce enough blood for a test when one ear prick might not be enough.
Kitties also pick up on our moods. The more relaxed we are, the more relaxed they are.
I don't know if you've seen this, but here's the FDMB page of hometesting info, tips and tricks:
Hometesting Links and Tips
And do consider taking up Alix's kind offer of assistance. Some people find it really useful to get some 'hands on' help.
You will find a way that works for you and Lulu. Honestly, you
will. Just be patient with yourself.
Eliz