Thank you. Your cat is so calm thru the whole thing. Envy..... I just tried my cat again and once again it didn't work. I just haven't gotten it down exactly where to poke and I think I am trying so hard not to upset him, it upsets him. If that makes sense. I don't poke the poker In far enough, then end up doing it multiple times. I try to sit him on my lap because it is easier for me in that position, but he is not particularly a lap cat, so that's kinda unnatural too. Just thought of something - I am a lefty, I wonder if that could have anything to do with why it is so awkward. Grasping at straws here I guess. One thing I do know is that his levels are not controlled at this point. The few times I have gotten a reading they were in the 300's. So I guess the blessing in that is that at this point I don't think I have to worry too much about hypo if I don't get a reading. Once I talk to the vet and decide what's the next step, then I will definitely need to rely on the testing.
Peanut wasn't always this calm I don't suppose, but that was a long time ago so maybe he was. I seem to remember my very first time. I actually started out by going to him, wherever he was at. I'm starting to remember this now. I never wanted to disturb him and I thought that it would just be easier if I grabbed everything in my hands and brought it to him. I think it was a full year or two before I set up a "cat testing" area. Peanut is a very special cat though, he lets me hold him like a baby, hold him on my lap like a child, he'll sit on my lap and watch youtube with me but sitting facing forward like a human (he's so strange). He even sleeps with me, facing me with his head on the pillow lol. Sorry that I got sidetracked there but Peanut is just... special.
With that being said, you might want to try my approach and find your kitty when he's comfy so that he doesn't feel "bothered" lol. Now you mentioned that you're a lefty and I 100% think that makes a sh!t ton of difference. Poor Peanut has half the hair on his right ear that he does on his left. I'm even ambidextrous with most things but not with this. I can take a reading sometimes on the left ear but he has to be just right and sitting somewhere else. I normally use my right hand on his right ear on the right outside edge. You need to use your left hand on his left ear on the outside left edge. Another thing that helped me was to take my trusty Mach 3 and shave that entire outside edge of his ear GENTLY. It's like magic trust me. You're also not supposed to aim for the vein but the area between the vein and the outer edge of the ear.
You said that you don't poke the poker in far enough and end up sticking him a bunch of times, why? Are you using a lancing device that you push the button on and it shoots the lancet forward into the ear? If you're not using one of these then you really should try it. If you don't have one then I suggest that you look for one with a CLEAR top on it so that you can see the lancet tip as I showed in the video.
Here is a link to a Freestyle page that has the lancing device that I use... on the page you'll see the Freestyle II which is black, I don't use that one but then you'll see the blue one like you see in the video, it's just called the Freestyle Lancing Device. I wouldn't go through this but it turns out that it's really hard to find one with a stupid clear cap. The page says...
FreeStyle Lancing Device
The FreeStyle Lancing Device, designed for comfortable daily testing, includes 4 custom depth settings to match each user's needs.
For use with FreeStyle Lancets (sold separately)
Also includes an Alternate Site Testing Cap
Well this "Alternate Site Testing Cap" is the clear cap that I'm talking about which makes it easier to see where the needle tip is aiming. I think it's worth it. I think currently the site it down or whatever but you should be able to buy the device right from the site once it's back up. It is an Abbott site and I mean trusted, not some crap site.
https://www.myfreestyle.com/ancillaries
WHOOOOOOOOOO Sorry That Was So Long!