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@Rose , I use Noodle's paw pads for tests. She has furry black ears that she flicks every time I touch and I was getting so discouraged, I decided to try her back paws one night when I was frustrated and determined. I figured if I could clip her nails I could get a blood sample. I still can't believe she comes more often than not when she hears me setting up the lancet device and meter. Here's what we do:
1. Get the meter and lancet ready, fresh lancet every time (less painful), put in a new strip. I keep it all in a little box that I set on my right side when I sit down to test so I can grab things as needed.
2. Shake the treat bag to get her attention and get three treats out, put by meter. Sit down cross legged, set a towel on my lap and give her the first treat.
3. Pick her up and sit her in my lap, belly facing out, wrap her up in the towel (usually loosely, just to block her from squirming or batting my arm with her front paws), make sure one back leg is accessible. I'll pull the bottom of the towel a little to get her more on her back than bottom, harder to squirm.
4. Put a little aquaphor or vaseline on the paw pad I'm testing, grab a treat and the lancet device. I'll also give it a swipe with an alcohol pad before this most times, too.
5. Give her the second treat and poke her paw while she's preoccupied.
6. Put some gentle pressure to help the blood bead up, grab meter (it's right beside me) and get a test as soon as the bead is about the size of a pinhead.
7. Set meter down, put light pressure on the test site with a cotton ball or just the towel while grabbing the final treat to give her while telling her how amazing she is (this could be the root of her fantastic ego). Dab a small bit of antibiotic pain-relief ointment and let her free!
The key is having everything set up before I start. Jars and tubes open, alcohol pad out of the packet, everything in arms reach, treats out of the bag, too. I've found its important to not give her much of a chance to wriggle out or put up a fuss. If she seems irritated, I'll sing her a silly song or talking in a funny voice about what I'm doing and how good she is being. That helped ME calm down as much as it helped her at first. It's hard to be anxious when you're singing about a blood test, haha. My mom kitty-sat one weekend and the singing and talking is what helped her the most, too. It's also nice to go through the motions a couple times without doing the actual poke, so she learns to expect the treats and knows what you do before she gets them. If she's not in a hurry to get up, I shower her with face scritches and kisses after tests, too. It's a nice time for some loving and bonding. Hope this helps!!
ETA: I also make a point to get some non-test time treats, scritches, and cuddles in. I knew for me, it felt like all our interactions after she was DXed were me poking and prodding. It wears on you and I noticed a big change in my own well being when I set aside a couple moments each day to just give her some non-diabetes attention. I like to think it helps her remember I'm not just scary mom with the sharp things.