Shelly & Jersey (GA)
Member Since 2014
Happy Caturday, LL! 
I was stalking all of you (again) this morning and realized I haven’t provided on update on Jersey in over four months.
She’s still enjoying life at the Falls; yesterday’s check was 37. More importantly, you’ll be happy to know that she is still plotting my demise. Her recent “To Do” list:
Although I haven’t been posting, I have been watching. I’m so excited for all of the kitties who have gone OTJ – and those who are almost there. I continue to send prayers to the kitties and beans who are struggling. Lots and lots of good appy, good poo, anti-cancer, anti-cough, and general healing vines are headed out every day. I also send out prayers to the moms, dads, aunts, and other family members who are dealing with health problems. My thoughts and prayers continue to be with those who have lost their loved ones, as well – both feline and human.
I’ve said it so often, but it’s so true – Jersey and I couldn’t have made it to this point without all of you. You all have my sincerest appreciation for all that you did for us. :YMHUG:
Shelly
I was stalking all of you (again) this morning and realized I haven’t provided on update on Jersey in over four months.
She’s still enjoying life at the Falls; yesterday’s check was 37. More importantly, you’ll be happy to know that she is still plotting my demise. Her recent “To Do” list:- 1. Shred the toilet paper and leave it lying all over the bathroom floor. Goal: To cause the human’s legs to become entangled in the mess, which will result in the human falling and breaking her nose.
2. Growl, hiss, and attack the new – and quite annoying – kitten the human brought home. Goal: To cause general hate and discontent in the home in the hopes that both the human and the annoying kitten will vacate the premises.
3. Meow incessantly until the human finally sits down. Upon sitting, I will jump in her lap, make biscuits with my claws on the most sensitive area of her stomach, and slobber profusely. Goal: To infect the human with Feline Slobber Disease. Transmission of the disease will be done through the puncture wounds left in the human’s stomach.
4. Ignore the human when she calls me to come inside for the night. The human will be forced to traipse across the yard after me. Her flashlight will die in the process, she will step in a big mud puddle (losing her shoe in the process), and a toad will attack her foot as she traverses across the yard in the dark. Goal: To induce a heart attack from the toad attack.
Although I haven’t been posting, I have been watching. I’m so excited for all of the kitties who have gone OTJ – and those who are almost there. I continue to send prayers to the kitties and beans who are struggling. Lots and lots of good appy, good poo, anti-cancer, anti-cough, and general healing vines are headed out every day. I also send out prayers to the moms, dads, aunts, and other family members who are dealing with health problems. My thoughts and prayers continue to be with those who have lost their loved ones, as well – both feline and human.
I’ve said it so often, but it’s so true – Jersey and I couldn’t have made it to this point without all of you. You all have my sincerest appreciation for all that you did for us. :YMHUG:
Shelly
