Roving Reporter Alphabean
Member Since 2010
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Studio: Yes Alphabean you are on and live, would you please get on with your announcement.
Well of course. Hello all you beans and felines. This is your very special Roving Reporter Alphabean coming to you live from Maui's condo in The Falls with some really big news for you.
Today, May 12 is officially known as Maui Day! Ok, maybe not officially, but today Maui is celebrating her two years OTJ day and wait... what is going on here?
Maui. Oh Maui what are you doing? Would you please stop running around and come talk to your fans.
Alphabean what is it? Can you see that I'm busy. There is so much to do and so little time! This is going to be one huge day. Today, I am throwing a career fair to hire some new staff! And maybe, just maybe I will finally get some help around here. Well, err it's a party for all my LL friends old and new.
Maui that's wonderful. A party, you know how much I like a good party. What are you going to do at this party?
Well, Alpha everyone is going to fill out an employment application, be interviewed and measurements taken for uniforms. Err, I mean everyone is going to come enjoy good food and drink, wear special party clothes and talk all about themselves and how they can help me. Err, I mean how much they like LL and want to come to The Falls.
Groovy, Maui. So, Maui tell us what you have been doing these past two years.
Well, Alpha, I've been busy. Keeping good help has been a huge challenge for me. My Chauffeur Flamie has gone missing and took my car with him. So, I'm hoping that JD will show up with his lovely red convertible. I so like feeling the wind in my fur.....
And Shadow, well Shadow is doing his best, but he misses spots in the pool. So, he could use a pool boy assistant.
I miss my dear friend Zoe, since she took that trip and her condo is starting to get run down and Spot, what can I say about Spot. Do you remember when he would make fun of me, when I had my "issues". He made all kinds of noises and said I squirted all the time. I sure hope he's learned some manners since he's been away.
But what have I been up to? Well I've been busy. I had my teeth cleaned, twice! They looked so nice and white the first time, I wanted to make sure it would last so I went a second time for a touch up. Little did I know that the dentist would take teeth out of my mouth! So, now I'm looking for a new dentist who will replace my missing teeth.
My fur looks so good, so plush and luscious and I now fit into the outfits I wore as a teenager. Can you imagine that?
I showed off my new party outfit for Alex and his brother Jackson and they both laughed. I don't know why, I think my party outfit is lovely. It's a lovely suit, button down shirt and tie. Perfect for interviewing candidates.... errr partygoing I mean.
So, you see Alphabean, I am very busy. There is much to do to get ready for my candidates, errr guests and I need to get to it.
Well thank you Maui for your time. Folks, you heard it here first. Maui is throwing a huge career fair, err party today! So, come one and all, let's celebrate Maui's two years OTJ and get her some employees while we are at it.
That's it for my exclusive. I am going to sneak from food and drink and take a siesta on Maui's deck on her lovely hammock!
Now back to you in the studio..........
Studio: Yes Alphabean you are on and live, would you please get on with your announcement.
Well of course. Hello all you beans and felines. This is your very special Roving Reporter Alphabean coming to you live from Maui's condo in The Falls with some really big news for you.
Today, May 12 is officially known as Maui Day! Ok, maybe not officially, but today Maui is celebrating her two years OTJ day and wait... what is going on here?
Maui. Oh Maui what are you doing? Would you please stop running around and come talk to your fans.
Alphabean what is it? Can you see that I'm busy. There is so much to do and so little time! This is going to be one huge day. Today, I am throwing a career fair to hire some new staff! And maybe, just maybe I will finally get some help around here. Well, err it's a party for all my LL friends old and new.
Maui that's wonderful. A party, you know how much I like a good party. What are you going to do at this party?
Well, Alpha everyone is going to fill out an employment application, be interviewed and measurements taken for uniforms. Err, I mean everyone is going to come enjoy good food and drink, wear special party clothes and talk all about themselves and how they can help me. Err, I mean how much they like LL and want to come to The Falls.
Groovy, Maui. So, Maui tell us what you have been doing these past two years.
Well, Alpha, I've been busy. Keeping good help has been a huge challenge for me. My Chauffeur Flamie has gone missing and took my car with him. So, I'm hoping that JD will show up with his lovely red convertible. I so like feeling the wind in my fur.....
And Shadow, well Shadow is doing his best, but he misses spots in the pool. So, he could use a pool boy assistant.
I miss my dear friend Zoe, since she took that trip and her condo is starting to get run down and Spot, what can I say about Spot. Do you remember when he would make fun of me, when I had my "issues". He made all kinds of noises and said I squirted all the time. I sure hope he's learned some manners since he's been away.
But what have I been up to? Well I've been busy. I had my teeth cleaned, twice! They looked so nice and white the first time, I wanted to make sure it would last so I went a second time for a touch up. Little did I know that the dentist would take teeth out of my mouth! So, now I'm looking for a new dentist who will replace my missing teeth.
My fur looks so good, so plush and luscious and I now fit into the outfits I wore as a teenager. Can you imagine that?
I showed off my new party outfit for Alex and his brother Jackson and they both laughed. I don't know why, I think my party outfit is lovely. It's a lovely suit, button down shirt and tie. Perfect for interviewing candidates.... errr partygoing I mean.
So, you see Alphabean, I am very busy. There is much to do to get ready for my candidates, errr guests and I need to get to it.
Well thank you Maui for your time. Folks, you heard it here first. Maui is throwing a huge career fair, err party today! So, come one and all, let's celebrate Maui's two years OTJ and get her some employees while we are at it.
That's it for my exclusive. I am going to sneak from food and drink and take a siesta on Maui's deck on her lovely hammock!
Now back to you in the studio..........
