I stumbled upon this thread. I felt like I would never be able to do the testing thing. Failed at it miserably for weeks.
Here is my routine that finally worked. I hope it is alright to post it in the hopes it helps the OP but I might get corrected for it because I am, by no means, an expert. Just a newbie that struggles.
The rice sock changed everything for me. I used a baby sock, filled it with rice and tied it in a knot at top. 30 seconds in the micro makes it perfect temp. baby sock makes it small and compact.
I started to get my guy Joe interested in coming onto the table (testing site) by having a small dish (like a ramen dish) with a couple of bites of tuna, a couple bites of chicken (fresh). I had a small plate ready to cover the ramen dish at will so I could cut him off after a bite or two.
I would have a clean lancet, the meter with strip ready to be pushed in, my glasses and the rice sock, warmed all ready at the testing site (Site has a chair next to it for him to jump onto table, table has an old rug on it.
Initially, I would have to put him on the table but as soon as he saw what he was given on the table he was interested. I would let him have access to the bowl while I learned to prick. I pricked a couple of times for good measure. I knew it was not a good reading if he ate too much but I was learning how to do it so I did it this way and sort of discounted the readings while learning. Maybe two full days
Little by little I taught that the sock to ear was the first thing we do before the ramen dish is uncovered. Heat ear for 15 seconds, telling him what a good boy he is, etc. When I feel his ear is heated a bit, I uncover the ramen dish for one bite and immediately put the sock behind the ear and hold and prick, using the sock instead of a cotton pad to bear down on. Cover the ramen dish, squeeze the droplet and capture blood. Once I have captured blood onto the meter, I uncover ramen dish and let him finish his 3-4 bites.
This routine works for me and now as soon as Joe see's me getting this together he jumps to the table and almost seems like he holds his ear to me. He knows, I hold sock to his ear and he gets a bit of something yummy. He stays and endures it all and he gets 3-4 more bites of something yummy.
You have to work fast, have everything ready and just keep trying.
I hope this helps.
@JanetNJ is/was my angel all through learning this