I blame my description of things as its a Country Thang....lol
You should see how we give directions to places around here..Well you go down that dirt road over yonder for a long ways, then you make a right at the pasture with the big red bull in it, after you make the turn just keep going, you are going to think you've just about left the state, then you'll see a pink barn on your left, right past that you will want to make a right at the fork in the road, not the left fork that will take you out to the dump, but the right fork, that's the one you want, now keep a going til you go across the covered bridge, okay once across the bridge, go about a mile or so more and Old Mrs Dunworthy's place is on the left, can't miss it, she has a big round porch out front, if she's sittin on the porch be sure to wave howdy or she might just shoot at ya. Now your friend's place is the next house on the right after ya pass the Dunworthy place.
That's how we do it, because we seem to never get around to naming our roads, or at least if they have names no one ever put up a sign telling you what the name is...lol
Mel and The Fur Gang