Shelly & Jersey (GA)
Member Since 2014
I know, I know. I have once again shirked my duties and haven’t provided a Jersey update recently. (Thanks, Elise, for reminding me to do one.)
As usual, Jersey has been plotting my demise. Just a few items from her holiday “to do” list:
1. Strategically place empty peanut shells, which the male human stupidly left out on the counter overnight, all over the kitchen floor. Goal: To cause the bleary-eyed humans to trip and fall on them in their mad dash to the coffee maker in the morning. Complete incapacitation is preferred; but minor broken bones are acceptable.
2. Get cellophane packaging from a Christmas present stuck on my paw. Tear a** through the house in an attempt to get said cellophane off of my paw. This will cause lots of noise, which will scare the male human. The male human will scream like a little girl, which will make the female human laugh because she thinks he is a wussy. Goal: To cause a huge fight that will result in one of the humans moving out of the house…… preferably the female human, who continues to poke me. (For those of you who remember the saga – DH doesn’t even try to get the worm anymore.
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3. Hiss and growl at Minnie – the annoying little cat the humans brought home in July – to demonstrate my extreme hatred for her. I will then lurk just around the corner of the doorway and wait for her to pounce at me. When she does, I will hiss and growl some more. I will then playfully bounce through the room and return to Minnie’s general vicinity before growling and hissing some more. Goal: The “I hate you, but I kinda like you” game will confuse the annoying little cat. She will then poop on the bed in the male human’s room (spare bedroom where he keeps all of his stuff). This will result in the male human killing the annoying little cat and quite possibly the female human, too. This will amuse me.
4. Maniacally rip through the file cabinet drawer every night in my mad search for credit card numbers to steal. Goal: To purchase a $500 bicycle that will allow me to escape the humans and the annoying little cat, too. (Fortunately, the cc company was on top of it and shut her down before the bicycle could be purchased.)
Yep, Jerz is definitely being Jerz.
I was looking back over Jersey’s chart tonight and realized that it was 1 year ago today that she received her very first insulin shot (Humulin). Looking back over the past year, I once again am reminded of how very fortunate we were to have found FDMB. Our story would have had a much different ending if it weren’t for all of your support, knowledge, kindness, and time. Words can’t express my gratitude for all that you did for us.
Lots of thoughts and prayers continue to be with the wonderful people and kitties here!
Shelly
As usual, Jersey has been plotting my demise. Just a few items from her holiday “to do” list:
1. Strategically place empty peanut shells, which the male human stupidly left out on the counter overnight, all over the kitchen floor. Goal: To cause the bleary-eyed humans to trip and fall on them in their mad dash to the coffee maker in the morning. Complete incapacitation is preferred; but minor broken bones are acceptable.
2. Get cellophane packaging from a Christmas present stuck on my paw. Tear a** through the house in an attempt to get said cellophane off of my paw. This will cause lots of noise, which will scare the male human. The male human will scream like a little girl, which will make the female human laugh because she thinks he is a wussy. Goal: To cause a huge fight that will result in one of the humans moving out of the house…… preferably the female human, who continues to poke me. (For those of you who remember the saga – DH doesn’t even try to get the worm anymore.
)3. Hiss and growl at Minnie – the annoying little cat the humans brought home in July – to demonstrate my extreme hatred for her. I will then lurk just around the corner of the doorway and wait for her to pounce at me. When she does, I will hiss and growl some more. I will then playfully bounce through the room and return to Minnie’s general vicinity before growling and hissing some more. Goal: The “I hate you, but I kinda like you” game will confuse the annoying little cat. She will then poop on the bed in the male human’s room (spare bedroom where he keeps all of his stuff). This will result in the male human killing the annoying little cat and quite possibly the female human, too. This will amuse me.
4. Maniacally rip through the file cabinet drawer every night in my mad search for credit card numbers to steal. Goal: To purchase a $500 bicycle that will allow me to escape the humans and the annoying little cat, too. (Fortunately, the cc company was on top of it and shut her down before the bicycle could be purchased.)
Yep, Jerz is definitely being Jerz.
I was looking back over Jersey’s chart tonight and realized that it was 1 year ago today that she received her very first insulin shot (Humulin). Looking back over the past year, I once again am reminded of how very fortunate we were to have found FDMB. Our story would have had a much different ending if it weren’t for all of your support, knowledge, kindness, and time. Words can’t express my gratitude for all that you did for us.
Lots of thoughts and prayers continue to be with the wonderful people and kitties here!
Shelly
I loved the story of the cellophane stuck to her paw!!
