You've iterated my biggest fears of leaving my babies. But the #1 anxiety producer for me is your..."If anything happens...do I want to know?"
Ummmmm...
Errrrrrrr...
Hmmmm.
I truly hope that my thinking out loud doesn't make this worse for you, I am hoping it might help.
Whether I am around cat lovers or not, for me it boils down to one question: Is there anything I can truly do from wherever I am? I think there are 4 scenarios:
1. THE worst case: Necropsy and individual cremation with cremains returned, get a paw print and fur clipping if possible.
2. Medical crisis (life or death): It depends on which cat. Our wishes for 19-year old Miss Sara with CKD is different than for our < 10 year olds with no known issues (or even for Whisper who is healthy other than the diabetes), but we state what that is. It is similar to the kind of form we have to sign when leaving a cat at our state university vet school for treatment if we aren't right there with them. That is, do they not attempt resuscitation at all, or do they take all means necessary?
3. Medical "issues": Not trivial, but also not life threatening.
4. Minor medical issues
For #1, I *think* that I've decided that I give those directives, and I don't want to know until I get home. I'll tell you why later.
For #2,follow my directive without calling me. If #2 becomes #1, tell me when I get home. If #2 resulted in successful resuscitation (if that was my choice for that cat), then follow #3 .
For #3, once they are STABLE, call me.
For #4, just treat don't call (thinking of things like URI, giving appetite stimulant if not eating, things like that).
Obviously there can still be areas of uncertainty between #2 and #3, but fortunately my vet knows us very well and I would trust her to treat as I would if I were there.
So a quick story: When I was in college I had just gotten my first cat. I went away for spring break, leaving him for the very first time ever. My mom was going to come to my apartment once a day to take care of him. My car was crap, so she let me take her car to the beach (3 hours away). 24 or so hours later, she calls to say..."my key to your apartment is on the key ring that you have with my car key." So the only two keys to my apartment were both with me at the beach. He was still just a tiny kid, 3 months old, and I was frantic. There wasn't even anything medically wrong with him, I just worried about whether he had knocked over his water bowl or eaten all his food already... I literally packed up, jumped in the car, and drove back,probably going a little too fast, and I hydro-planed during a thunderstorm while on the intrastate, was taken to the hospital with whiplash, and wrecked my Mom's car. And this was without anything serious being wrong!!!
So now, decades later, what if there really was a medical emergency (or worse)? If within driving distance -- I wouldn't trust myself to be safe, and if not in driving distance then I think I might truly have a heart attack or at the very least a full-blown panic attack. That is what is behind my not wanting to know if there is really nothing that I could do.
Am I conflicted about it still? Yes. But I think it works for me...for now. I might change in the future, and if so I am thinking it would probably be to not even tell me for #3 either, until after I get home. But I do trust my vet and my mother (assuming she isn't traveling with me) to act on my behalf or I might feel differently about #3 .
But let's shake this all off -- You will all be in my heart and my mind while you are away. This is all worst case, and it sounds like you have far exceeded most folks due diligence. Know that. You have enough family dynamics to deal with while you are away such that Noah will be the luckier of you to be left behind being waited on hand and foot
Best,
Sandi.