My first tests were total failures too. So sending you virtual hugs through the computer.



It is difficult at first, but it gets so so so much easier in time. Please don't give up. We have a million little tricks to help you get through this.
First, their ears just don't bleed very well at first. Every poke you do helps teach their ears to bleed better, so even though it feels like those tests failed, they actually are helping work towards this all being easier.
Second, did you warm the ear first? many of us put uncooked rice (or some other grain) in a little sock or pouch of felt/fleece/etc. and warm it in the microwave. Depending on how much grain you use and the type of fabric, usually 10-20 seconds or so. Or a pill bottle full of hot water works too. Then hold it gently against the ear until the ear feels warm. And then do the test. It makes a world of difference if the ear is nice and warm first.
Third, rub the ear a little until she shakes her head. I've just recently started noticing this one. For some reason if Sam gives his head a good shake first, I get more blood with the poke. So after I warm, I tickle his ear and he shakes his head - seems to be helping.
Next, and this one might be the most important at the beginning - use big lancets. Most meters come with little 30 or 33 gauge lancets. Those are fine after their ears have "learned" to bleed better, but in the beginning 26 or 28 gauge (smaller numbers = bigger needle) lancets will really really help.
And then make sure you kind of milk the ear - squeeze a little on both sides of the poke to push the blood out.
There are more things to try as well, but I'll leave you with those for now. Hang in there - you're going to get this. It just takes some time.