Check to see if the meter needs to be coded or not. If it does, set up the meter to match the code on the container of strips.
Did your meter come with instructions?
Do you want to poke with the device or free handed?
What size lancets (pokey things) did you receive?
When starting out, you may want to use lancets with a lower gauge number - such as 28 or below. Lancets that are 29, 30 or 31 gauge - are very thin needles and may make it harder to get blood from.
So, check the size and if necessary, go to the store and pick up a lower number. If you plan to free hand, you can buy any brand, it won't matter. But if you use the device, you will need ones that fit the device you have.
Next, make a warming sock - take any sock, add about 1/4 cup of regular dried rice, oatmeal or dried beans. Knot the top, so the stuff doesn't fall out. Place in microwave for 15-30 seconds until warm to touch.
Then hold sock behind cat's ear to warm it up and get blood flowing. You may want to keep it there to act as a buffer, when you poke, so you don't poke your finger by accident.
Also, have petroleum jelly handy - if you put a little on the cat's ear, this will help the blood bead up and make it easier to sip the blood onto the strip.
Now you want to aim for the sweet spot, which is the area between the vein and edge of ear.
If you free hand, hold the lancet at an upward 45 degree angle and poke that way.
I found that it works better than piercing or going straight into the ear.
If your cat has dark ears, use a flashlight, like a spotlight to help you see better.
Be sure to have his favorite treats ready, so he learns to associate poking with treats and will eventually come when called, or hears the treat bag.
If you have neosporin, you may want to rub that onto ear after poking to reduce bruising.
Remember to stay calm and breathe. The calmer you are, the calmer Oliver will be.
and if at first you don't succeed, keep trying. Don't give up.