Hi megandenman, and, of course, you too, sweet Teddy,
Do you know how to pill a cat? It requires a certain amount of speed, courage, and an element of surprise. But -- and sometimes buts are good! -- it can be done!
My humble suggestion if the pill pockets don't work is to simply bite the bullet, so to speak... Here's what you'll need. Butter (thank you, Butter Goddess, dearest Jerri and Opie, forever in our hearts), a paper towel, the pill, water (in either a bowl or a baby syringe), and Teddy.
Coat the pill in butter (truly adds great sliding potential). Thighs and knees will probably have to be involved so you might want to be wearing jeans to hold Teddy. Use your non-buttered hand to grasp Teddy's mouth on each side to open it, slide the buttered pill towards the back of his throat, clamp his mouth shut (again with your non-buttered hand) and gently rub his throat downward with whatever hand is left available. Yes, there may be some butter on his throat; but (again they can be good!), when you get the hang of it, you'll probably only have one finger and a thumb butter-coated, so you can use the other three fingers and palm to gently rub Teddy's throat. Now comes the water part. When he breaks free, make sure water is available. Encourage him to drink water. Unless you're an octopus, or a three-handed person, you will have to encourage him to drink water. If you are an octopus or have three hands, then perhaps syringing a little water in the side of his mouth to wash the pill down will help.
Take the paper towel and wipe the butter off your fingers. Hug Teddy, if you can find him. Reward yourself with whatever strikes your fancy. Reward Teddy too...
Or, since you're probably not an octopus or have three hands, you could post your general location (no specifics necessary) and perhaps one of us lives near and can either pill or help hold Teddy. I'm in Northern NJ if that helps, and have pilling experience...
It's really not as difficult as it sounds. It's a focused, speed, element of surprise, get in and out as quickly as possible deal. That's all!
Big hugs for you both,
Deb and Nikki -- and, Giz, who taught me pilling isn't only possible, it do-able...
PS: You could also try stuffing the pill in cheddar cheese...