Kerri, you can start a conversation with
@Marje and Gracie. She can set up the spreadsheet for you and then all you will need to do is plug in the numbers. Don't be embarrassed about not being computer savvy, we all have different talents, and I was one that had to have it set up for me too.
But, it's
really important for you to test, and I do know how difficult that can be. You are not the only one with issues on that front. But, as you just experienced with the rush to ER with the hypo, you know how important this is.
Please read through this info from Chris & China (GA):
It can be really helpful to establish a routine with testing. Pick one spot that you want your "testing spot" to be (I like the kitchen counter because it's got good light and it's at a good height....it also already blocked 2 escape routes due to the wall and the backsplash) It can be anywhere though...a rug on the floor, a table, a particular spot on the couch...wherever is good for you.
Take him there as many times a day as you can and just give his ears a quick rub and then he gets a yummy (low carb) treat. Most cats aren't objecting so much with the poking..it's the fooling with their ears they don't like, but once they're desensitized to it and learn to associate a certain place with the treats, they usually start to come when they're called! Or even when they hear us opening the test kit!
You also have to remember...you're not poking him to hurt him...you're testing him to keep him safe and understand what's going on inside his body. There's just nothing better than truly understanding what's going on inside your kitty's body and with this disease, the more knowledge you have, the more power you have against it. The edges of the ears have very few pain receptors, so it really doesn't hurt them. Also,
if you're nervous and tense, it's going to make your kitty nervous and tense too. As silly as it might seem, try singing! It forces you to use a different part of your brain!
It's also important to make sure his ear is warm. A small sock filled with a little rice and microwaved or a small pill bottle filled with warm water (check temp against your wrist like you would a baby bottle) works well
For new kitties, using a heavier gauge lancet is also really helpful. A 25-28 gauge lancet pokes a bigger "hole" than a 31-33 gauge lancet does, so look for "Alternate Site testing" lancets that are usually a lower number
Finding the right "treat" will be a great help too! Freeze dried chicken, bonito flakes, little pieces of baked chicken...whatever low carb treat you can find that he really enjoys will help him to associate the testing with the treat! China's Achilles heel was baked chicken, so I'd bake a piece, chop it into bite sized pieces, put some in the refrigerator and freeze the rest to use as needed. It didn't take long for her to come any time I picked up the meter!
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Sandi & Whisper also responded to a new member that is having trouble testing and I thought it was good advice:
And Lou mentioned a "rice sock" -- that would be great, and you might even find that you can just sit with Daj on the couch with the warm rice sock and rub his head with it. Whispy LOVES it -- I give him an all over body massage with it, starting on his ears and then rubbing it all over his body. Because, you know, I'd do absolutely anything for one of my kitties! If Daj likes it, that'd be a great way to desensitize him to using it to warm up his ears. At first I didn't exactly fuss with his ears, just rub it gently all over his head, but do make sure it isn't too hot, make sure after you heat it in the microwave that you could let it lay directly on your wrist without burning. Surprisingly, I find that I have to use the rice sock more in the summer when we have the A/C on than in the winter (but we do heat with a woodstove, so it is usually pretty toasty in here in the winter). So don't think that because it might not feel "cold" inside that using it to warm the ear isn't necessary.
If you need more responses and suggestions about easing the testing process, you could start a new thread in the Main Health forum. Kerri, I have read so many posts about problems with testing all over this board, you are not the only one, believe me! You should have seen DH and myself when we first began, utter chaos and dysfunction (Laurel and Hardy meet the Keystone Cops). It's just the only way you are going to know it's safe to inject and what dose Oliver should be getting.
I know you want the best for Oliver, and you are trying. Please don't give up.