Binks demands retraction of grossly mistaken meal report

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Binks has refused to ever speak to me again unless i go across the boards and retract my nearly-unforgivable typo from yesterday...

Binks did NOT eat a mini-MALL at +1, as earlier reported...he very daintily ate a mini-MEAL...

abject, sincere, and oft-repeated apologies from the bean who apparently can't make proper use of her highly evolved paws.

:)

celi
 
Cute! However, Binks will be forever teased at this point about eating mini-malls....there is no taking back a funny typo. Sorry Binks!
 
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Too funny!!

Sure glad you claified that........Houdini wanted to know why Binks got a whole mini mall for dinner and all he got was FF......now he can stop sulking!
 
ahh, I'm so immensely relieved on multiple levels!

First, I can throw in the towel on securing a mini-mall for Chip. You see, his mantra is "more food, more food, more food" and when he discovered that a cohort had successfully eaten a mini-mall . . . well, grievances were filed and he quickly contacted a lawyer about preparing a discrimination lawsuit. I tried fooling him into believing that I had offered him a mini-mall for dinner but he'd have none of it. Do you know how difficult it is to construct a series of buildings out of Fancy Feast on a pie plate? The parking lot I had down pat but, er, we had structual integrity issues with the PetSmart and Macy's stores.

Sorry Chip. Our opposable thumbs don't ensure typo-free content. Case dismissed. :mrgreen:
 
Whew! I was getting worried...I had two big boys (B.K. and Chester) BOTH demanding their own mini-malls for dinner! I'm going to show them this thread as soon as they finish whatever it is they're doing now (what are they doing now?), so we can go back to FF for dinner. flip_cat
 
My Puckett is very disappointed as he's been hollering that with Binks getting a mini-mall that he should too. I tried to explain that it was a typo but he's not buying it. He thinks I'm being rude to offer him mini-meals (even though he doesn't eat everything on his plate anyway). He has said that have a mini-mall would be great because then he could pick and choose what he wanted to eat.

Somedays there's just no living with this "increasingly" spoiled little man.
 
Eeyore informed me that he doesn't quite care for mini malls. He'd rather be set loose at a particular strip mall, with a fast food joint, a convenience store which sells both burgers and hot dogs, and an ice cream place that serves belgian waffle cones.

I caved; I convinced Eeyore that eating TJ's tuna for dinner was a fair compromise. He reluctantly agreed.

LOL...

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Michele
 
after the home testing he's been subjected to...binks won't go near anything that has the word 'strip" associated with it :))

celi
 
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