8/15 Pumbaa - AMPS/290 +3/185 +7/213 PMPS/170

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Looks to me like Pumbaa bounced after his wonderful string of greens yesterday, and that he's trying really hard to clear that bounce. I am so thrilled that the bounce was only in yellow numbers!

Pumbaa also perked up and became his normal, devious, game-playing self towards his PMPS today. That's another sign that he's going to drop. I fed Beck, the drooler first, before the PMPS routine, and Pumbaa was right in my face begging chicken. As soon as I put Beck's food bowl down, Pumbaa disappeared...under the futon in the guest bedroom. He knew testing/feeding/shooting was up next, the little stinker!

And he was also probably in cahoots with Beck, because, since Beck normally tries humping my leg after she gets her dinner (trust me, Beck thinks humping my leg is a way to show gratitude, not as a control/dominance thing), the fact that I was kneeling down to try and get Pumbaa out from under the futon provided Beck with the perfect opportunity to jump me from behind. (Beck and I both had cigarettes after that encounter tonight!) I think I heard Pumbaa under the futon, snickering! Little ****!

In any case, I ignored Pumbaa and he came out on his own and I was able to grab him for testing/feeding/shooting. His empty belly and my not being willing to play his game of being forced to chase him around the house won out. I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but sometimes I can outsmart my animals! :)

I'm looking forward to seeing Pumbaa go back into greens tonight. Even though I would love another night of halfway decent sleep.

SuZzzzzzze
 
And he was also probably in cahoots with Beck, because, since Beck normally tries humping my leg after she gets her dinner (trust me, Beck thinks humping my leg is a way to show gratitude, not as a control/dominance thing), the fact that I was kneeling down to try and get Pumbaa out from under the futon provided Beck with the perfect opportunity to jump me from behind. (Beck and I both had cigarettes after that encounter tonight!) I think I heard Pumbaa under the futon, snickering! Little ****!
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That may be the funniest thing I ve ever read here :lol:
Hope you managed a decent night's sleep, Suze
Carl
 
Carl & Bob said:
That may be the funniest thing I ve ever read here :lol:
Hope you managed a decent night's sleep, Suze
Carl
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Never a dull moment around my house, Carl. *LMAO*
 
Beck and I both had cigarettes after that encounter tonight!
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I just read it again 12 hours later, and it still cracked me up!!!

Carl
 
Cracked me up too, this morning and again just now. And still laughing as I type. Thanks for the comic relief! I always enjoy reading whether you were able to outsmart Pumbaa or not. Keep up the good work :smile:
 
Border Collies should never be allowed to smoke anywhere near sheep or a futon.

Even supervised. :razz:

(wrought iron on sand or gravel is much safer)
 
Here's a question for you all:

If a human has sex with an animal, it's called bestiality. So what is what Beck did called? Humanality? *LOL* Plus, she's a SHE!!!! So this is homosexual humanility!

Beck tried getting me again tonight. I was kneeling down scooping the litter box while she was eating her dinner. She was faster that I was. (I feel so violated...but desired at the same time.) Hahahahaha!

Dale: No worries. Beck and I went out back in the gravel for our post-hump ciggies. ;)

Kathy: It's pretty sad what I have to go through to outsmart Pumbaa, isn't it? *LOL* The funniest thing is that I don't exaggerate ANY of this!

Glad you all enjoy the tales from my insane asylum!

Suze
 
Kathy: It's pretty pathetic, isn't it, when the only cardiovascular exercise I get is chasing Pumbaa around the house for BG testing, and the only "action" I get is when my spayed, female Border Collie jumps me from behind. haha_smiley
 
I need to check, but I think I may have just peed my pants :lol:
And if Bob and/or Mullet read this, I might need to watch my back....
Carl
 
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I need to check, but I think I may have just peed my pants :lol:
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I was going to say "too much information", but I guess that's not the case in this thread, eh? Hahahahahahaha!
 
LOL, it was either I peed myself, or it was the beer I spit out after LOL'ing! Phew, turns out it was just beer.

Carl
 
Hey, it was Heinekin....as much as it costs, I'm drinking it even if it is warm!
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So here I am drinking another Heineken..... really glad my mouth wasn't full when I read that! :mrgreen:
 
Carl: I know the economy is rough, but how many times can you recycle that Heineken? haha_smiley
 
Apparently, at least twice! I must be absorbing at least some minimal nutrition from it, so eventually the bottle will be empty, right?

My boss and I, after repeated deep discussions on the topic while consuming beer while standing around the grill have concluded that beer is in fact a "vegetable". It took some time to reach that conclusion....

So with our steak or ribs, we have a starchy side like a baked potato or a sweet potato, and the vegetable of the day is "beer". Part of a balanced diet!

Carl
 
Hmmm, I'll have to ask. I'm thinking if I pitched it like.....multiple small meals a day is best, and veggies are an important part of any diet..... might make work more interesting!

Carl
 
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