Hi folks --
I still can't get testing going, all the same problems, thought I'd see if anyone has any new ideas.
My main problem with testing is that he is nauseous (we think) and won't eat. So treats as a reward are not an option.
The vet ran lots more tests and sent him to a veterinary internist, thinking she would do an abdominal ultrasound. But internist said there is nothing she could find that would be treatable other than with the symptomatic care he is currently on (cerenia, ondansetron, and pepcid).
I'm doing everything I have found here on the forum re: testing (heat ear, rub ear, painkilling topical gel, flashlight, shaving, bigger lancets) but I get no blood and kitty gets mad. I tried the paw pads, too, but kitty said the idea that it hurts less was BS

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So, basically there is no reward for either of us (no blood for me and no treat he can eat) and other kitty health stuff to worry about so we just don't do it. This is not an optimal solution!
PS: How do I test for ketones if he only pees when I am asleep or out? He's private like that.
I'm so sorry Naio that Mehmet is giving you such a quandary to deal with.
If he will only pee when you are asleep, that's a bit of a problem as I believe that you have to check it when urine is fresh. A lot of members will roll some plastic sheets such as Saran Wrap around the edges of the box, just on top of the litter and hope that their cat will get some urine into the crinkles and dip a test strip in, called a Ketostix. (It measures ketones in the urine). But, if Mehmet is going to the litter box when you're not around (as does my cat

) then, it's pretty hard, I know.
I found with Morrigan, who also gets quite angry, that it took 2 of us (husband and I) to get a sample from her. One to hold her and the other to test her. (Hubby refuses to test so, I do that part). I find that I have to give her quite a bit of an ear "massage" to get the blood running to the ear. I rub her ear, talk to her, sing to her, give her pats etc. while rubbing her ear, in circles and from the inside edge towards the outside edge. When I see her ear looking "pink"...I know that i have circulation going. Mehmet DOES have blood running through his ears or he'd have no ears LOL

I have NO luck with paw pads either and she is FURIOUS with us when I try that method! But, believe it or not, once you get the blood flowing, you can get some blood and it does get easier with time as the ears will bleed more easily.
As for treats...it doesn't necessarily have to be something he eats. It could be just loving or playing with him afterwards...just something that he can connect with the idea of "put up with this and I'll get love/play time," type of idea. Have you tried cat nip? Just a tiny pinch? If Mehmet likes cat nip, you might try to put some down AFTER you've gotten the sample??? I do that with Morrigan as she has digestive issues so, she now knows that once she's finished the test and shot, she'll get some cat nip and a bit of play time (even if only 2 minutes worth).
Ok, that said, if you can't get a test from him right now, have you spoken to your vet about this? I know the safest way to dose our cats is to test first and I'm not saying to give up on trying it BUT...has your vet had any ideas on how to test at home or is he/she against it or doesn't recommend it? Some people don't bother with testing at all BUT, will take their cats into the vet's office on a regular basis for testing (curves) and leave them for the day to have it done. It can be expensive and not accurate but, it's better that than nothing and working blindly. My first diabetic cat (over a decade ago now), never was home tested. No one did it back then. Dangerous with what I know now but, no one home tested when he was diagnosed and no one ever suggested it. We'd take him in every once in awhile and have his curve done in the clinic.
This is especially, hard when Mehmet isn't eating properly as giving insulin to a cat who won't eat properly or enough is dangerous but, not giving him insulin is also a danger. I see your issue and why you're so stuck!
I think, in spite of everyone's best advice in here, (no one is a vet) you might want to talk to Mehmet's vet and get some help in getting his appetite to pick up. Even if you have to leave him in the clinic for a couple of days to get him started on testing and appetite stimulants and blood work etc., you might be better off than trying to rip your hair out by the roots. Remember too that when YOU are frustrated and anxious...Mehmet feels it too. That sets off a bad chain of reactions from both of you.
Can you get someone to help you with him? Maybe, someone can rub his head or distract him while you try to rub/massage his ear more? How are you using the lancet? Are you placing something hard underneath his ear where you're poking? Try describing HOW you're doing this testing so that we might be able to see how you're doing it and perhaps, see something that you might try differently (if possible). I know this is frustrating but, I'm sure others will join in with this as well. We'll work it out somehow. Every cat will bleed.

Let's work on it together.
ETA: Try also setting aside a "treat" for you too! Whatever it is that you would enjoy after testing and shooting....try having that in mind. For me..it's a nice cup of tea afterwards as I enter her numbers into both a booklet and her SS online sheets.

If chocolate or a biscuit or something else is good for you...do whatever it is that makes YOU look forward to a reward afterwards too. I know it sounds silly but, it's what keeps me calmer when I'm testing Morrigan (also difficult to test). I know that at the end of it all, Im going to get a "reward" too!
